We’ve all got rough edges. We designed our bar to highlight the rough parts instead of hiding them. Come stand around graffitied garbage cans and talk some trash. Maybe even get trashed. Or drink moderately. Whatever floats your boat.
- Cosmopolitan $7.00
Don't get CARRIEd away.
- Margarita $8.50
Go ahead. Be a salty b****.
- Daiquiri $8.50
Why be salty when you can be sweet?
- Old Fashioned $7.00
Classic. Boujee. Rachet.
- 7/7 $7.00
This might be your lucky night.
- White Russian $7.00
Cozy without the covers.
- Gin and Tonic $7.00
Laid back. With our mind on your money and your money on our mind.
- Lemon Drop $7.00
Lemon droppin names like you know somebody.
- Cran-Vodka $7.00
Not just for skinny girls.
- O Bomb $7.00
It'll blow your mind.
- Whiskey Sour $7.00
When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour.
- Bloody Mary $8.50
*looks in mirror "Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary."
- Martini $8.50
Vodka is cheaper than therapy.
- Pina Colada $8.50
If you like Pina Coladas...STOP. I do. Keep 'em coming.
- Mountain Top Mule $7.00
Don't get your ass kicked out.
- Long Island Iced Tea $9.00
All together now:
"The only thing that I know about Geography is that Long Island has the best iced tea."
- Mojito $7.00
Tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
- Jager Bomb $8.50
It gives you wings and possibly a hangover.
- Tequila Rose $7.00
DO NOT even think about texting your ex.
- Malibu Barbie $7.00
Come on Barbie. Let's go party.
- Incredible Hulk $8.50
Don't get smashed.
- Hurricane $8.50
Makes James Spann lose the suspenders.
- Alabama Slammer $8.50
Spend my dollar.
- Tequila Sunrise $8.50
Fly like an Eagle.
- Blue Hawaii $8.50
Whatever blows up your grass skirt.
Bombs & Shots
- Pickle Back $7.00
A shot of whisky followed by a shot of pickle juice. Like a thousand pickles.
- Butterball $7.00
Slippery when wet.
- I Love Lucy $7.00
Jager, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice. You got some 'splainin to do.
- Melon Ball $7.00
Vodka, Melon Liqueur. Do you have the balls for this?
- Woo-Woo $7.00
Peach Schnapps, Vodka, Cranberry juice. Good times in a shot glass.
- Blue Kamikaze $7.00
Vodka, Blue Curacao, Lime Juice. Take one for the team.
- Silver Bullet $7.00
Gin, Scotch, Lemon Twist. It'll solve all your problems.
- Yellowhammer $7.00
Vodka, Lemon Juice, Sparkles. Rammer Jammer.
- Pink Starburst $7.00
Vanilla Vodka, Sweet and Sour, Watermelon Pucker. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it pink.
- Sun Burn $7.00
Fireball, Coconut Rum. SPF 50 Proof
- Green Tea Shot $7.00
Irish Whisky, Sour Mix, Peach Schnapps. Put the Yin in your Yang.
- Candlyland $7.00
Vodka, Sour Skittles, Pixi stick. Hits the sweet spot.
- Fancy $6.50
Everything but the kitchen sink. Here's your one shot Fancy. Don't let me down.
- A Shot in the Dark $3.00
Are you feeling lucky? This is a gamble. It's the bartender's choice. Love it or hate it, that's just the chance you take. Don't be a cheapskate...it's only three bucks.
- We have an ever-changing wine selection because, let's be honest, winos don't really care what they're drinking anyway.
- Bourbon, Whiskey, and Scotch
Jim Beam, Makers Mark, Crown Royal, Crown Royal Apple, Jack Daniel's, Seagram's 7, Fireball, Jameson, J & B, Southern Comfort, Dewar's White Label.
Tanqueray, Seagram's Bombay
Absolut, Smirnoff, Tito's, Grey Goose
Jose Cuervo, 1800 Reposado, Don Julio, Patron Silver, Tequila Rose
Captian Morgan, Bacardi, Malibu, Rumchata
Jagermeister, Bailey's, Kahlua, Amaretto
Big enough to share with your friends. Or be selfish. Your call.
- Toilet Crusher $18
Tequila, Triple Sec, Pear Lemon, Orange etc.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Sum'n Fruity $18
Rum, rum, more rum, and a whole bunch of fruit.
This is for that person who never knows what to order. They just know they want sum'n fruity.
- Liver Killer $18
Tequilla, Gin, Rum, Vodka, Triple Sec, Blue Curacao, lemon Sour, Lemon Lime
Don't worry 'bout it. It'll grow back.