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The Gutter

We’ve all got rough edges. We designed our bar to highlight the rough parts instead of hiding them. Come stand around graffitied garbage cans and talk some trash. Maybe even get trashed. Or drink moderately. Whatever floats your boat.

Dranks

  • Cosmopolitan $7.00

    Don't get CARRIEd away.

  • Margarita $8.50

    Go ahead. Be a salty b****.

  • Daiquiri $8.50

    Why be salty when you can be sweet?

  • Old Fashioned $7.00

    Classic. Boujee. Rachet.

  • 7/7 $7.00

    This might be your lucky night.

  • White Russian $7.00

    Cozy without the covers.

  • Gin and Tonic $7.00

    Laid back. With our mind on your money and your money on our mind.

  • Lemon Drop $7.00

    Lemon droppin names like you know somebody.

  • Cran-Vodka $7.00

    Not just for skinny girls.

  • O Bomb $7.00

    It'll blow your mind.

  • Whiskey Sour $7.00

    When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour.

Dranks

  • Bloody Mary $8.50

    *looks in mirror "Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary."

  • Martini $8.50

    Vodka is cheaper than therapy.

  • Pina Colada $8.50

    If you like Pina Coladas...STOP. I do. Keep 'em coming.

  • Mountain Top Mule $7.00

    Don't get your ass kicked out.

  • Long Island Iced Tea $9.00

    All together now:
    "The only thing that I know about Geography is that Long Island has the best iced tea."

  • Mojito $7.00

    Tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.

  • Jager Bomb $8.50

    It gives you wings and possibly a hangover.

  • Tequila Rose $7.00

    DO NOT even think about texting your ex.

  • Malibu Barbie $7.00

    Come on Barbie. Let's go party.

  • Incredible Hulk $8.50

    Don't get smashed.

  • Hurricane $8.50

    Makes James Spann lose the suspenders.

  • Alabama Slammer $8.50

    Spend my dollar.

  • Tequila Sunrise $8.50

    Fly like an Eagle.

  • Blue Hawaii $8.50

    Whatever blows up your grass skirt.

Wine $4

  • We have an ever-changing wine selection because, let's be honest, winos don't really care what they're drinking anyway.

Liquor

GUTTER BUCKETS

Big enough to share with your friends. Or be selfish. Your call.

  • Toilet Crusher $18

    Tequila, Triple Sec, Pear Lemon, Orange etc.
    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

  • Sum'n Fruity $18

    Rum, rum, more rum, and a whole bunch of fruit.
    This is for that person who never knows what to order. They just know they want sum'n fruity.

  • Liver Killer $18

    Tequilla, Gin, Rum, Vodka, Triple Sec, Blue Curacao, lemon Sour, Lemon Lime
    Don't worry 'bout it. It'll grow back.